Yet Another Meme
Stole this meme from Ms.Q.
1) My uncle once: taught me how to swim in a baptism gone wrong. Ok, not really. He threw me into the pool and was shocked that my skinny little body went through the hole in the inner tube. But I did learn to swim that day.
2) Never in my life: have I ever liked bananas.
3) When I was five: I thought Willy Wonka was my dream man.
4) High School was: interesting to say the least.
5) I will never forget: the moment I first held my babies.
6) I once met: these guys who looked and sounded just like Ren and Stimpy.
7) There’s this girl I know who: works at this club in the city and always told me about her celeb sightings.
8) Once, at a bar: I put a guy in an arm lock for getting too friendly with me.
9) By noon I’m usually: fixing lunch.
10) Last night: I totally got checked out while I was all icky sweaty and out walking.
11) If I only had: an ipod. I need a friggin ipod!
12) Next time I go to church: I will wonder what I'm doing there. I'm not the mass religion type.
13) Terry Schiavo: is gone. Let the woman rest in peace.
14) What worries me most: is my kids.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: the livingroom closet.
16) When I turn my head right, I see: the sky turning threateningly dark out my window.
17) You know I’m lying when: I tell you I'm lying.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: I miss the kickin' music.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: Beatrice.
20) By this time next year: I will be another year older.
21) A better name for me would be: Wonder Killer.
22) I have a hard time understanding: jealousy.
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: actually finish this time?
24) You know I like you if: I tease the hell out of you.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my mom.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: had unfortunate hair.
27) Take my advice, never: settle for less. You're worth it.
28) My ideal breakfast is: belguim waffles with strawberries and cream.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: Heroes by David Bowie.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: not blinking. It's small
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: are fascinating.
32) Why won’t people: use their brains more?
33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll never see the bathroom.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: anything. Hi, commitment-phobe here!
35) The world could do without: ignorance.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: deal with a chauvinist.
37) My favorite blonde is: my little girl.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: spam.
39) If I do anything well, it’s: confusing the hell out of everyone.
40) And by the way: this was much harder than I expected.
Something Vague by Erratic Prophet @ 5:43 PM
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I must say you have some interesting items here. "Wonder Killer"? And I agree with your Schiavo part. Nice blog.
complimenting commenter- Thanks! The whole Wonder Killer concept was conceived by pamie of pamie.com. A Wonder Killer is basically a know-it-all type person who can't help but spout useless bits of information. It's a sickness. We should have a fundraiser.
lj- Thanks! I will!
Yay, the meme lives on!
I am a Wonder Killer, too. And everyone hates me. I didn't think it could get worse, but it's so bad that I am now a Wonder Killer in French class. A bilingual Wonder Killer. A fundraiser would be nice. It's hard to be us, huh? ;-)
Ms. Q- I took French too. I drove people insane. It wasn't pretty.
I love this meme...mind if I steal it? With due credit to you, of course. I've been doing too much b*tching lately.
Believe it or not, I'm waiting for a "yes". I just roll like dat.
Serra- By all means, steal it! I can't take credit for this meme. I stole it myself.
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